Thursday, May 19, 2005

How to lose your religion in sixteen lines

That Thou Art.

It is so easy understanding Advaita...
Just hear me out...

That Thated That and This Thised This
That is This and This is That
So That Thated This and This Thised That
That Thised That and That Thated This
This Thated This and This Thised That.

Since thatting the that is Thissing the this,
This and That should never be spoken in the plural.

To cut a long story short,
Since I understood Advaita
So did you.

Since we all understood Advaita,
Come let us celebrate
By lynching a few missionaries

11 comments:

freeingmind said...

u spoke like me :)
and yeah, "that"vaita sounds better.

H said...

Why am I feeling one with the soul of the universe ? :)

KoPoS said...

That that is is that is not is not.

S. said...

Suddenly senthil,goundamani and the banana joke make so much sense!!!

m. said...

oh my aunt! WHY advaita?! you jus wait till i get back... :)

Woodworm said...

All except h: Oooopppsss...!!!! :)

h: eh?

Vetti Guy said...

Funny spoof on Advaita.Also liked the excerpt from the Prophet which you had posted in Melancholetta.The book itself is awesome isnt it?

wooaaooww said...

Aah! :)

sensiblystoned said...

Sure, are you a missionary? If yes I think I shall start with you :) Not a nice way to introduce myself in your blog, but Im not going to enter your house anywhere in the near future ;) I found it funny.

Arun said...

Hey dude..
overa pesure da..
anyways..wish u gud luck da..
and i hav blogrolled u on my page ..

mediochre said...

and that was THAT.
(translation for heretics: cooolll)