This is to inform all concerned that this blogger's life has been deliberately downed for maintenance of physical, mental, emotional and such other aspects of human functioning.
The very fact that this downtime was scheduled for long, but missed mention here speaks for the urgency and sheer earnestness with which the current operation is being undertaken.
During this period, Woodworm Maintanence Inc. regrets to inform that the blogger concerned will undergo a strict regimen of no more than thirty minutes of online time per week, approximately 10-12 hours of sleep every day, at least 5 courses of regular meals and a general deliberately induced feeling of sloth, ennui and anonymous smugness.
Since, the life of the blogger post 25th of June, is as certain as the fate of the Voyager fifteen years from now, we are unable to speculate on if the blogger will be governed by the laws of zombie-dom or superhumanity and at what points will the maxima or minima of activity vs time curves will be reached.
Since, this message is now bureaucratically presumptuous and frustrated enough, the Woodworm Maintenance Inc. shall say no more....
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That answers the question(s), I sent as an SMS(later I heard that roaming does not work for you, is that right?). Not sure if you got the message or not, but I got my answers.
"approximately 10-12 hours of sleep every day, at least 5 courses of regular meals and a general deliberately induced feeling of sloth, ennui and anonymous smugness" - dude, this is how i was at college.
This begs for an automatic blog cross-poster device (ABCD) (Patent Pending). Or maybe I could just outsource the work to Woodworm Maintenance Inc.,
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